Who are we? We're a group of modders who have taken a particuar interest in a certain popular fps series most commonly refered to as COD. We aim to make the game as great as possible even years after the original release date.
- We're not shooting for realism... We're shooting for awesome.
- Some people say that Obama was responsible for the hurricane. Now, I'm more likely to vote for the guy who is able to control the weather.
- You can't fix stupid.
- When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. And leave everyone wondering how the fuck you did it.
- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; c++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
- There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- For every complex problem, there is an answer that is clear, easy, simple, and wrong.
- Programming today is a race between programmers making bigger and better idiot-proof programs while the universe makes bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- The generation of random numbers is too imporant to be left to chance.
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's funnier.
- Some say the world will end in fire... others say it will end in segfaults.
- When something doesn't work, come back to it later and it will work for no fucking reason at all.
- Never assume something is a bug, unless it really pisses you off.
- The internet was created for arguing over long distances.
- People who say records are meant to be broken have never held one.
- Do not use while sleeping. - Hair Dryer Warning Label
- Gravity is a Lie.
